Yes. All three colors. We considered charging more for the gold one, then remembered the paint costs us the same.

Because it's the only razor you need. It's in the name. Keep up.

The first shave? Possibly. It's a skill issue, and the skill takes two shaves to acquire. After that you'll shave closer than a cartridge ever allowed and develop opinions about it.

The razor (three pieces, no batteries, no app) and 5 blades — about two months of shaving. Replacement blades are sold everywhere on Earth for roughly ten cents each. We are physically unable to rip you off on refills. We checked.

Pre-orders ship in numbered order the moment production clears our QC. Lower number, earlier razor. 001 has been warned.

Yes. Laser-etched into the base, 001 to 420, matched to a numbered card in the box. Not a sticker, not just paperwork — the number's in the metal. When 420 are claimed, this colorway never comes back.

one hundred days. shave with it for three months. if you hate it, send it back for a refund. we'll even pretend to be sad.

it's for faces. and heads. and legs. we don't check ID at checkout and the razor doesn't know who's holding it. hair is hair — this shaves it. buy it for anyone who's tired of renting cartridges.

No. We sell razors, not recurring guilt. You'll hear from us by email, which is free, because you gave it to us for 5% off, which was a good trade.